Cable & Deadpool #49

if you like deadpool
this book will not change your mind
deadpool as ever

Booster Gold (vol. 2) #6

this book does no wrong
this book will never do wrong
read this book right now

Amazing Spider-Man #547

This feels like Spidey
I really can't place it, though
Shit ... was Joe Q. Right?

Countdown To Final Crisis #15

why do I read this?
I do it for you, readers
this book is worthless

Punisher War Journal (vol. 2) #13

fun like birthday cake
you wouldn't read only this
made for relaxing

Onslaught Reborn #5 (of 5)

Here's some dialog:
"I'd wanna him to be you"
Editors? Fuck 'em.

Countdown To Final Crisis #16

happiness destroyed
ghosts on paper I can't stand
we'll look back and laugh

Twelve #1 (of 12)

this is like my life
because it seems like something
should be happening

Hulk (vol. 2) #1

Uh, Ed McGuinness
boy that art sure is pretty
Yep ... Ed McGuinness

Ultimate Human #1 (of 4)

too short a comic
this should be Ultimates 3
because it makes sense

Superman #671

not good and not bad
like a big bowl of fruit loops
satisfying; dumb

Batman and the Outsiders (vol. 2) #3

bland countdown tie-ins
there's one good scene with batgirl
the rest is just trash

Ex Machina #33

this book cannot fail
art and writing, both perfect
engaging, flawless